Dustin Brady writes funny, action-packed books for kids. Although he regularly gets locked out of his own accounts for forgetting passwords, Dustin still remembers the Super Mario Bros. 3 Game Genie code for infinite lives. It’s SLXPLOVS. Dustin lives in Cleveland, Ohio, with his wife, kids, and a small dog named Nugget.

If you’re writing a report on one of Dustin’s books, never fear! Here’s the information you’re looking for.

Age: 37 (Born in 1986)

Hobbies: Rooting for Cleveland sports teams, playing video games, grilling, reading, finding creative ways to waste time when he’s supposed to be writing.

Early life: Grew up with four brothers and sisters in Cleveland, Ohio. Greatest accomplishment was avoiding the emergency room throughout his entire childhood, despite inventing a game called “Crash Dummies” in which kids from the neighborhood would crash their bikes full-speed into each other.

Achievements: Dustin’s Trapped in a Video Game series has sold over 2 million copies. Also, he is good at Tetris. Like, really good.

Tips for getting an “A” on your book report: Use long words like “nevertheless” and “presumably.” They not only make you look smart, but also take up a lot of room on the page. Finally, you should add a handwritten note at the end of the report complimenting your teacher on his or her hair.