Liam Chapman’s book report on Thomas Edison is due tomorrow, and he hasn’t even started reading yet But don’t worry! He’s got a plan. You see, Liam just bought a garage sale time machine for three bucks. Sure, it’s labeled “World’s Worst Time Machine,” but that seems dramatic.

It is NOT dramatic.

Not even a little bit. To keep this wheezing cardboard death machine from ruining his life, Liam will need help from a mad scientist, the wrong Thomas Edison, and one of history’s most notorious gangsters. He’d better hurry, too. Time is running out.

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